Everybody has been trying to get me to watch The 3%, so I did. So what did it remind me of the most?

Survivor? A little. The tests are a lot like those on your typical reality show, only more violent.

The Hunger Games? Eh.

The 100? Getting a little closer, but no cigar.

The first thing that came to mind was actually Total Drama Island. That’s cold, I know, but it is what it is. If you have seen one of these, you have seen them all. I watched the first few episodes last night because I was really bored, and it didn’t help. I think I will go back to watching crap YouTube videos about some bozo and his busted up Lamborghini.

Now, if you want to make something worth my time, tell me a story about some of the winners, and their not always successful attempts to adjust to life several rungs up the ladder from where they were. You know, like Oliver Twist, or Little Orphan Annie, or Mr. Deeds, or Trading Places, or...